THE CEO is visiting today, so I have the office (and the internet) more or less to myself. I'm not important enough to go the meetings with the CEO. I really am the appendix of this company; small, useless and easily removed (never mind that I work as hard as anyone else). I found out that my contract will be terminated alot sooner than originally thought, so it looks like I've got a weekend of heavy job-hunting ahead of me. Which, ironically, puts paid to thoughts of going to Sydney.
Oh well.
With nothing worthwhile to say, here's a list:
Oh well.
With nothing worthwhile to say, here's a list:
- I had to put flea powder on Xander this week. He looked so funny with white patches on his fur. It actually smelt nice, and seems to have done the trick
- Having orange hair will get you attention, for all the wrong reasons
- Everyone at work treats me like a child, so I live up to being an enfante terrible
- Tuesday morning was fun
- I'm on a smoked-cheddar addiction right now (no not this minute)
- Every week on Neighbours is described as "unmissable". So if you miss a week, are you not allowed to watch it again?
- I would really like to leave the office to go for a pedicure
- I hate it when you hit caps lock without noticing, then have to go back and re-type everything you've done
- Rex is ageing so much better than I am (i.e. not at all)
- Shop assistants hate me and I don't know why
- Every time I fall in love with a product, it gets taken off the market
- Every time I establish a chain of thought, I cut straight to the pub
- "Strumpet" is my favourite word
- St Patricks day is my second least favourite "day"
- Melbourne Cup, though, tops the list
- When I read blogs, I love seeing what people said in their first ever post
- There are too many birds in my yard
- The back of Xander's neck is my favourite smell
- I'm entertained by writing mindless lists
- I hope you like reading them
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