(When I finally get around to registering for my own domain, that's the address I want...how apt).
I'm definitley going senile in my old age...talking to someone recently, I could not think of the word "incentive". I came up with about a dozen synonyms, but the word "incentive" which I wanted to use, just would not spring forth in my mind. As someone who's always prided herself on words, this is very frustrating, and worrying.
I think "Eau Bugger" would be a great name for a man's cologne (try saying it!). Now, no one steal my idea.
There are two guys who both just started in my office, who are evangelical Chrsitians. One is named Rod; the other one was named Glenn, but of course I've re-named him Todd (if I have to explain this, I'm going to come to your house and slap you).
Is Iraq in a state of civil war? Well, I think the fact that the Iraqi leaders can't even agree on whether or not it is or it isn't, really proves the point.
All the shop owners in my local mall have gathered to concoct a conspiracy to take my money away. There is no other way to explain the fact that on Saturday, when I popped down to get the milk and paper, I returned home with a skirt, a top, a hat, a DVD box set and a new lipstick - all purchased in 30 minutes!
Recently I caught a bus between just three stops. As I was getting off, I heard someone sitting in back mumble (loudly) "She could have walked that far!" I turned to face them, and said, "No, I couldn't. You see..." and they were waiting for me to explain how I'm too sick to walk far "...I'm very, very lazy!" That showed them...