Of all the things that have been annoying me lately, burglar alarms is the one really getting me into a lather.
Barely a week goes by that I'm not woken up at 4am at least one morning by an alarm in one of the commercial buildings nearby. It usually lasts at least an hour and destroys any chances of getting back to sleep (not least because the sound of the alarm sends my cat into a frenzy).
What on Earth is the point of having a security alarm on a property anyway? I doubt that it has every actually stopped a burglary. When was the last time you heard a security alarm and thought "Goodness me, there must be a break-in taking place. I must go at once and apprehend the scoundrel"? No, if you're like me, the only reaction you'll have is to scream "TURN OFF THAT FUCKING ALARM!" and pull a pillow over your ears in the vain hope of muffling the god-awful noise.
Or you might go one step further. I haven't seen any statistics on this, but I wouldn't be suprised if the majority of break-ins were, in fact, people just trying to get into the building and shut off the damn alarm.
All the alarm can do is notify the security company of the possible intrusion. And I really mean that's all it can do. One night, driven to distraction at 3am, I called my local police station to report an alarm which had been sounding for over an hour. The nice officer on duty explained to me that they'd had a lot of complaints, but that the security firm had been notified and was on the way. But the police weren't going to go and investigate if there had been a break-in themselves..!
Anyway, when the alarm is triggered, the security company is notified automatically, so what is the point of all that whoop-whoop anyway? Just have a silent alarm, and then there's no risk of the having windows smashed in by irate residents. Then we can add burglar alarms to a list of banned noise pollutants, which will also prevent Paris Hilton from ever releasing another single.
I blocked out the offending letters UC by changing them to webdings...which turned out to be a megaphone, aimed at a building.ReplyDelete
That is spookily appropriate!
We have a security alarm here... I would rather that, than a junkie come into my house and try and rape me. When we were broken into in 2004 the guy was coming up the stairs and I foolishly left my panic alarm downstairs, luckily he ran off when he saw me - By that stage I was ready to kill him.ReplyDelete
Our alarm is hooked up with NRMA and as soon as it goes off the cops come. Takes them about 2 minutes...
The Cambridge Hotel, and all those other businesses on Denison St. have alarms and some go off for hours - Which annoys me but at the same time I can see why they have it.
I'm remindedg of a gag from Scary Movie. Send a txt to the cops saying "white woman in danger" and a fleet of cop cars turn up.ReplyDelete
Junkies are unlikely to try and rape you and if you're not a white woman I wouldn't rate your chances of help from the cops very highly. Unless your rich and can afford the bribe...
I think the idea of noisy alarms is to make it miserable for the burglers. I know some alarm systems are designed to push 180dB inside to mess with the heads of the bad guy.ReplyDelete
alarms don't stop breakinsReplyDelete