Poor Donald Trump.
Being President was supposed to be all about power, money and perks, and
getting his name in history for something other than being a reality TV host
and saying a bunch of gross things to a radio shock jock whose other career
stand out is the 1992 release of his film Butt Bongo Fiesta.
And for a while it went okay. He cut taxes, the economy was doing well, and he
got to bask in the adoration of fans who will backflip, twist and spin reality
at a pace that would make Simone Biles dizzy in order to convince themselves of
their hero’s infallibility.
But right now it’s
not fun anymore. There’s a global pandemic on, and it’s hitting the US hard,
and despite banning arrivals from Chi-nuh and what else do you people expect
him to do? He keeps getting criticised. So many nasty questions. And worst of
all, he’s bored. Why won’t this just go away so he can get back to golf
and not being a husband and father?
But hey, his
ratings are great.
And isn’t that
what makes Trump’s Covid-19 response a success? He’s getting great ratings.
People are watching the press briefings, even if he’s taken off in a sulk for
getting nasty questions. Trump doesn’t understand that people are laughing at
him, not with him. He sees everything in terms of numbers: profits, ratings,
crowd sizes; and if he doesn’t get the numbers he wants, he’ll make them up.
all criticism of himself and his presidential administration as fake news. Americans,
and the rest of the world which pays attention to America (which is most of the
rest of the world) have been appalled by Trump’s handling of the Covid-19
crisis. From dismissing it as a little problem that will soon go away, to
forcing states to compete with each other for resources, to not knowing the
difference between a virus and a bacteria, to praising armed protests against
the lockdown, and suggesting bleach injections as a cure for the disease. And
people, unable to march in the streets, have voiced their outrage on social
media, comedians have lampooned him, journalists of character have eviscerated
the administration, governors have argued with him, world leaders have taken
him to task. It doesn’t matter. Trump isn’t listening. And the despair and
death toll grows. What can we do?
Well, there’s one
thing ordinary people can do that will really get his attention. One thing that
he won’t be able to brush off. One thing that will actually pierce and possibly
even deflate his massive ego that looms like a blimp of a massive angry
And it won’t even
take you a few seconds. Just log onto your Twitter account, and unfollow Trump.
Trump has 79.7
million followers on Twitter. It would never cross his mind that they aren’t
all there in support of his great and good glory. The one way everyday people,
scared and sad and angry and frustrated, can get his attention is to hit him
where it will really hurt: his follower numbers. If everyone who doesn’t
support Trump but follows him anyway were to click that unfollow button, his
numbers would plunge and he’d take notice. He might lash out like an angry
child, claiming Twitter was censoring him and kicking actual followers off, or
that the accounts that unfollowed were all fake anyway, but he wouldn’t be able
to deny it. A few days of watching his numbers fall would get Trump’s attention
in a way that protests, monologues on late night comedy shows and think pieces
in the Washington Post never could. The man’s ego is predicated on his follower
numbers. He sees his 79.7 million Twitter followers and tweets away, confident
he is basking in the glowing admiration of 79.7 million ardent fans.
If you don’t
support Trump, why follow him on Twitter? My Twitter feed is blissfully MAGA
free, yet at least 100 of the 500+ Twitter accounts I follow are also following
Trump. Of course, he’s the leader of the free world, and we need to know what
he’s up to however much we hate him. But you’ll find out anyway. Of course, if
you’re a journalist you need to be across breaking news – and Trump’s reality
warping tweets frequently qualify as news – as it happens. But if you’re not in
that category, rest assured that if Trump says something stupid – and he will –
you’ll find out soon enough. It will be retweeted and quote tweeted and
mentioned in news articles. There's even Twitter accounts that automatically retweet all Trump's tweets, like @RealPressSecBot.
Anyway, if you do unfollow him, what will you be missing out on really? Him flogging books he can't read, insulting women who don't agree with him, peddling conspiracy theories like "Obamagate" based off a 2018 press release from the office of a Republican Senator?
And making every candidate he supports sound like the exact same person, as if they were churned out of some huge MAGA factory? (I guess that's one thing he would have done to get America manufacturing again)
Tom Tiffany (@TomTiffanyWI) is a Great Advocate for the incredible people of Wisconsin (WI07). We need Tom in Congress to help us Make America Great Again! He will Fight for Small Business, supports our Incredible Farmers, Loves our Military and our Vets....— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 11, 2020
Congressman Adrian Smith is a strong fighter for Nebraska. He fights for your Second Amendment, defends our Borders, strengthens our Military and loves our Vets! Adrian has my Complete and Total Endorsement! #NE03 https://t.co/lmZL5CsqWY— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 11, 2020
Congressman Jeff Fortenberry (@SupportFortNE) is a great advocate for Nebraska. He fights for Farmers, Small Businesses and our incredible Vets and Military. Jeff has my Complete and Total Endorsement! #NE01 https://t.co/avfdrBY1h0— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 11, 2020
Great Republican Geary Higgins has my complete and total Endorsement for Virginia Senate, 13th District. He is strong on Crime, the Border, our Military, Cutting Taxes, and protecting your 2nd Amendment. Dem John Bell will take your guns & raise your taxes. Vote for Geary Higgins— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 4, 2019
.@AugustPfluger is a Great Veteran and Strong Leader for Texas where he is running for Congress. He will protect your #2A, fight for our Farmers, Oil/Gas Workers, and he supports our #MAGA & #KAG Agenda. August has my Complete and Total Endorsement! https://t.co/aodsb5LWJz— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 12, 2020
Congressman Bill Posey is a tremendous fighter for the Great State of Florida. He is a big supporter of our #MAGA Agenda – Strong on Crime, the Second Amendment, and Loves our Veterans and Law Enforcement. Bill has my Complete and Total Endorsement!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 23, 2020
Senator Thom Tillis of North Carolina has really stepped up to the plate. Thom is tough on Crime, Strong on the Border and fights hard against Illegal Immigration. He loves our Military, our Vets and our great Second Amendment. I give Thom my Full and Total Endorsement!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2019
Senator Ben Sasse has done a wonderful job representing the people of Nebraska. He is great with our Vets, the Military, and your very important Second Amendment. Strong on Crime and the Border, Ben has my Complete and Total Endorsement!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 11, 2019
Senator Jim Risch of the Great State of Idaho has been an incredible supporter of our Agenda! He is tough on Crime, Strong on Borders, and will continue to fight for our Second Amendment. Jim will never let you down. He has my Full and Complete Endorsement!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 16, 2019
Congressman @LanceGooden has done a wonderful job for the people of Texas while supporting our #MAGA Agenda. He continues to protect your very important #2A. Lance is Strong on Crime and the Border, he Loves our Great Vets and Military. Lance has my Complete & Total Endorsement!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 6, 2019