(WARNING: This post contains grossly un-PC content which will probably be offensive to anyone with any taste. Come back tomorrow)
Last night when I was watching the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony (only whilst skipping between channels) I entertained myself with an evil little fantasy. As each team entered the stadium, via the ramp, I noticed the wheelchair athletes were being wheeled in at the front of the group (see photo).
Anyway...I wondered what would happen if one of the team officials pushing a wheelchair lost their grip, sending chair and althlete hurtling down the ramp into the team in front.
Well, for a start you would hear the loudest cry of "OH SHIT!" in the history of humanity.
If there's a hell...