Recently in the Friday Follies, there was a link to A letter to the cats and dogs . I've been inspired by this to write a letter just to Xander. Dear Xander, You and me- we're a great team. The past three years with you have been the best experience of my life. But, like all great couples, there are a number of issues we need to work on. I'd like to draw your attention specifically to the following: It doesn't matter to you whether you lie horizontally or vertically in the bed. But it makes a hell of a difference to me, so remember - head on the pillow, back paws pointing towards the foot of the bed. I know you like your privacy when you use your tray, but I'm not in the bathroom 95% of the time. Don't wait until I'm in the shower to use your tray, then get upset because you don't want to "go" when I'm there. You don't like it when I have to go to work. I don't like it when I have to go to work. But I don't have a choice. Hidin